Ear breathing

[Kona]

I’m all for communication in most aspects of relationships, but I can understand why this is a difficult area. For one thing, we all like to think that our partner is so in tune with us that he/she just KNOWS. Like how you complete each other’s sentences and can relate to each other’s moods. The fact that this doesn’t necessarily translate to the bedroom doesn’t make it any easier to accept.

The other big thing is, in the heat of the moment, having to explain what your partner is doing right or wrong can take a lot of wind out of the sails. Often it’s better to just continue for now, and plan to bring it up later. Problem with that is, few people can discuss it later; it just feels creepy.

[greyloch]

*sigh*

I hate the insecure males. They are high maintenance and just not worth the work.

Dickless wonder = the guy you were with at MDRF? The one you went all emo over?

And I hate to break it to you sweetie, but all males are insecure, in some ways or another. Some of us have gotten over these insecurities, others are just better at covering them up. Higher maintenance is worth it but only if you're getting an equal amount of joy/fun out of the maintenance and/or results of said maintenance. Same applies to the gentlemen as well.

Jak - well spoken advice. I know I've been guilty of not making any sounds, especially if I'm enjoying myself.

...and that's probably waaay TMFI.

[Lithanial]

HEY! not all males are are insecure. If you are insecure about something then....do something about it maybe? But then I tend to defy any male typical conventions and be horrendously strong willed.

Only thing I might wish is for less hair to grow on me! stupid god damn beard growth...itches like mad and stops us males from wearing awesome make up except for special occasions; grrrr.

[kitty!]

I hate the ones who are insecure with their PENIS and their MASCULINITY and they think that, no matter how straight they think they are THEY'RE GAY, AND IT'S A BAD THING, BECAUSE PEOPLE SAY THEY ARE GAY AND THAT'S A BAD THING AND KLSGJSEOIRGHOISEJGLKDS

No, I didn't get emo over him. I got emo over wasting all that time on a sad ass sop!

WHY. WHY MELODY WHY.

[DarkPhoenix]

JAK's advice to oral sex ...

There is no ONE SECRET TECHNIQUE that will get everyone off. Sex is not a video game. There is no "secret code" to unlock orgasm in every partner. Learn your partner's body, dumbass.

Totally good advice, but is it bad that my first thought to this was: "I don't know, going all Up, Up, Down, Down, Right, Left, Right, Left, A, B every so often would work out pretty well"?

[greyloch]

sniff, sniff...

I smell a newbie...

Watch out for crazed kats and dragons -- they're known for pouncing (A LOT) the newbies.

[DarkPhoenix]

sniff, sniff...

I smell a newbie...

Watch out for crazed kats and dragons -- they're known for pouncing (A LOT) the newbies.

What, just because I'm a little angel?

[AmericanGeekster]

What, just because I'm a little angel?

::hands crash helmet and breastplate::

Don't say we didn't warn you...

[bobcat35]

why breast plates? is he gonna have a boob sandwich

[DarkPhoenix]

why breast plates? is he gonna have a boob sandwich

I can haz? (I'm visualizing a few interesting images of what a boob sandwich could be)

[bobcat35]

well what else would you put on breast plates?

[kitty!]

Also, we cat girls have thick and strong skulls, so when we headbutt your chest while pouncing you, we could potentially crack your sternum.

[stidf01]

Also, we cat girls have thick and strong skulls, so when we headbutt your chest while pouncing you, we could potentially crack your sternum.

You must know some people with weak bones kitty, cause knock on wood, I've never broken one yet. I don't think a pouncing cat girl is any danger to me

[kitty!]

(psst, it was a joke, going with the theme of why one would need a breastplate)


My tackles have lead to me and the person being pounced being knocked over and landing on gravel. He's got the scars and a tore-up backpack as "proud reminders" that "his girlfriend is the best girlfriend."

I've knocked down SEVERAL males - and caused them to bleed because the surface we landed on was concrete and we tend to skid as well as collapse, such is the force of my love.

Me loving a person is a veritable health hazard.

[stidf01]

LOL, very nice kitty lol.

We have been forewarned