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    I have a new hobby. I try to see what kind of snap crakle and pop sounds I can get out of my girl friends back. She seems pleased by my efforts.
    Rule #1: Don't Visualize!

  • #2
    sounds like a fun job
    *Casts "Summon bigger fish"*
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    • #3
      need an extra snap toy? i'll even pay you what little i can spare! i would KILL for that kind of hug lol my back is teh ebils

      Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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      • #4
        I could use one of them hugs too. though I am usually the one that ends up giving them.
        Now if you don't mind, I am somewhat preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down.

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        • #5
          Well, just ask me if you ever run into me. I pop my friends' backs that way all the time - most of them turn into puddles for a few minutes afterwards.

          The wife even lets me do it to her sometimes. Uhm, pop her back I mean.

          I can get references if you'd like.

          I also used to live with a masseuse. I'm multi-talented.
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          This is my idea of exercise

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          • #6
            Seems prudent to post some sort of warning. Try that without knowing what you're doing, can screw up and leave some serious damage.
            And a professional chiropractor knows all the tricks to be even better. However, an amature friend tends to be much less expensive.
            "May you get what you deserve."
            -AthKno Blessing/Curse

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            • #7
              I know I'm not the only one who cringes in great concern after seeing that comic and subsequent forum post. Just be careful people. We worry.
              "I could get lost in a lunchbox"

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              • #8
                No worries. I ask before I do something and I only do the simple stuff like decompression. And most of the time, that's more than enough to help.

                I see a chiro every two weeks so I'm definitely familiar with what can go wrong.
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                This is my idea of exercise

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                • #9
                  I walked on a friends back at work the other day 'cause she was all crackly and sore. She was very happy ;D
                  Originally posted by Lithanial
                  Gah! when did kitty get older? I been asleep for too long!

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                  • #10
                    I've gotten to the point where I can pop my wife's entire spine in one downward press. Scares the bejuzus out of her everytime!!! After she curses at me, she dissolves into puddles of oohs and ahhs
                    Originally posted by Tipouf
                    *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
                    Newbie kills = 1
                    Originally posted by sableagle
                    .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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                    • #11
                      My friend likes to crack her neck while I'm giving her a shoulder rub. Gives me the heebie jeebies every time!
                      Teh Floundah
                      Co-creator of ./shutdown
                      shutdowntv.com

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                      • #12
                        Ah the methods of turning people into rice crispies....

                        My wife likes the huggles method... I work from bottom to top on her....

                        then there's the arms crossed facing out hug of doom.

                        the facing away arms locked lift of doom

                        and the good ol Judo throw... It works but tends to make other parts of the body go snap crackle pop as well...
                        ***I'm quiet in a homicidal yet to kill people sorta way***

                        RazorJAK says "Evil panda is ... evil. "

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                        • #13
                          im fearly good at it but i havent done it in ages
                          Mind if i...reel you in?

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                          • #14
                            Not that I'm going to be at a Dragon*Con until GWB is gone and I've checked whether the Homeland Security bods have me on a list, but if I was ...

                            ... I'd be hunting Beautiful Boy or any other Jennie-eye-candy until i found one about my own build. Then we could use four hands, not two, without pressing harder one one side than on the other. I like to go slowly, but if I get enough time movement becomes almost impossible. Someone's doorbell rang once and she barely managed to twitch a finger.
                            When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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                            • #15
                              *is just stuck in too many thoughts to comment*

                              and thats all i'll admit.

                              Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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