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  • #16
    Originally posted by greyloch View Post
    I collect foreign curse words and phrases like most normal people collect stamps. Hey, it's a hobby. Keeps me off the streets and out of poolhalls. *shrugs*
    Forgive the horrid romanization from the original hangkukmal:

    Kun-ding-hi nokki-nokki chosumnida

    (- Her ass swings sweetly from side to side. -)


    "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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    • #17
      What? I have to read something to get off on it??? Blasphemy!!!!

      I have to go where the evidence points me - the expensive porn mags in the adult stores have very little in the way of stories or text in them. Just lots and lots of pictures. Again, guys & gals are just wired differently. My wife's idea of erotica is slash or fictional stories. My idea is jpegs and videos. Reading vs. pictures.

      I mean, you can have both, but dammit I don't want words watering down my pr0n!!!

      Okay, I'll bite, where's hangkukmal from?
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      • #18
        Originally posted by greyloch View Post

        Okay, I'll bite, where's hangkukmal from?
        Ask Big Otis, I'm sure he hears a LOT of cursewords in that language whenever his inlaws are visiting.


        "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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        • #19
          Originally posted by greyloch View Post
          It can be dirty if it's said in Italian. Bella fica (literally "beautiful flower") is street slang for that part of a woman's anatomy. Kinda like a Georgia O'Keefe painting, only dirtier.
          Heh - reminds me of when I was talking with a female colleague about a new feminine hygiene product (called the mooncup - blokes, you don't need to know any more - ladies, if you don't know then hit google).

          "Why are such products always advertised with flowers?" I mused aloud.

          "It's because some flowers look like that part of a woman," she told me.

          I pondered this. "I could vaguely see that with a lily or an orchid," I said, "But that's the only two, and I'll be damned if I get a boner at a funeral."

          She collapsed in a fit of giggles.

          Rapscallion
          A book in which I'm credited as being influential in its origins.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Rapscallion View Post
            called the mooncup -
            ~snip~

            Oh, I know what a mooncup is. That knowledge is based upon an ex who was a raging naturalist. She was (and still is) on some kind of new off-the-wall health kick. *rolls eyes*


            Originally posted by Rapscallion View Post
            I pondered this. "I could vaguely see that with a lily or an orchid," I said, "But that's the only two, and I'll be damned if I get a boner at a funeral."

            She collapsed in a fit of giggles.

            Rapscallion
            You mean you're not supposed to... Damn, that explains all the weird looks I get at viewings.

            Just. Kidding. Really. But that was good line Raps!

            Personally, I think mussels look more like that part of the anatomy than most flowers do.
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            • #21
              Originally posted by greyloch View Post
              Personally, I think mussels look more like that part of the anatomy than most flowers do.
              Mmmmm mussels...with butter and garlic.....oh and hot sauce!
              Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup!

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              • #22
                Originally posted by greyloch View Post
                It can be dirty if it's said in Italian. Bella fica (literally "beautiful flower") is street slang for that part of a woman's anatomy. Kinda like a Georgia O'Keefe painting, only dirtier.

                I collect foreign curse words and phrases like most normal people collect stamps. Hey, it's a hobby. Keeps me off the streets and out of poolhalls. *shrugs*

                And yeah, women's erotic sections are almost always literature, not photographs. With guys, I think we need the visual stimulation. We don't have as vivid imaginations as you ladies and we need visual aids to get the point across.
                speak for your self lol
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Jay View Post
                  speak for your self lol
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