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    Before I give it to an animal!!!

    (*Joke the property of George Carlin Incorporated*)
    Originally posted by Tipouf
    *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
    Newbie kills = 1
    Originally posted by sableagle
    .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

  • #2
    wow. not all guys eat random things o.O i was beginning to think you were all endless pits over food.

    Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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    • #3
      Of course not all of us will eat random things....

      some of us have intelligence enough to associate that really bad smelling/ off tasting thing with the stomach cramps, intestinal distress and resulting dual action purge....

      I smell everything I eat or drink...

      And then well I might spit it if it tastes off too.
      ***I'm quiet in a homicidal yet to kill people sorta way***

      RazorJAK says "Evil panda is ... evil. "

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      • #4
        hehe. see now all the guys i know stuff their faces, wait until swallowing then asking if it really was safe to eat that.

        or give me a critique on the possibility of each item they ate being edible during the meal. like crawdads. "here wendy eat this..." "uhhh" "ok i'll eat it... um ok that one was not fully cooked try this one"
        ...
        "overcooked"
        ...
        "eh i think that one was dead before they grabbed it"
        ...
        "oh that was a great one you shoulda tried that one"

        Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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        • #5
          Caution in eating things is well recomended. On the other hand, is something to be said for an unbias opinion:
          "Here, eat this, tell me what you think, and then I'll tell you what it is."
          "....okay.... *munch* Oooo, yum, taht was pretty good. What was it?"
          "Bacon wrapped prune."
          "....but, I hate prunes?!"
          "Exactly why I made you eat it first. Now enjoy another."
          "May you get what you deserve."
          -AthKno Blessing/Curse

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          • #6
            kinda hard to pull that when they're sitting on a plate in front of you just staring at you.

            i refuse to eat a mud bug. yeah its like a wild flavored mini lobster.... but they never served me a lobster with its head and all bits still attached so it could stare at me before i ate it.

            Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Leffy View Post
              kinda hard to pull that when they're sitting on a plate in front of you just staring at you.

              i refuse to eat a mud bug. yeah its like a wild flavored mini lobster.... but they never served me a lobster with its head and all bits still attached so it could stare at me before i ate it.
              I've had lobster served like that. It happens. Its still food. We are still the top of the food chain. Its not like it was a rotisterie puppy or something.
              "I could get lost in a lunchbox"

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              • #8
                but its lookin at me just before i eat it. entirely different if it looked at me before i cooked it.

                Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Crazeyal View Post
                  Before I give it to an animal!!!

                  (*Joke the property of George Carlin Incorporated*)
                  That bit was just loaded with great lines.

                  "Want some SQUASH?!"
                  "SHIT NO! Sounds like someone sat on dinner."


                  "What is it?"
                  "I don't know. Could be meat. Could be cake. It's MEATCAKE!"
                  "It's still good. Someone is saving it." Meanwhile it has gotten smaller and smaller and is, in fact, stuck to the rack.
                  Last edited by Mike Taylor; 12-04-2007, 04:36 PM.


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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Leffy View Post
                    i was beginning to think you were all endless pits over food.
                    Food, not quite endless but still capable of astonishing feats of consumption.

                    That crap they call "hot dogs"? No.
                    When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Leffy View Post
                      but its lookin at me just before i eat it. entirely different if it looked at me before i cooked it.
                      Personally I like my animal protein to be in a fairly unrecognizable state when I eat it. No fishheads or tails, nothing with eyes looking back at me. It's not that I won't eat it, but I certainly prefer it the other way.
                      Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Mike Taylor View Post
                        That bit was just loaded with great lines.

                        "Want some SQUASH?!"
                        "SHIT NO! Sounds like someone sat on dinner."


                        "What is it?"
                        "I don't know. Could be meat. Could be cake. It's MEATCAKE!"
                        "It's still good. Someone is saving it." Meanwhile it has gotten smaller and smaller and is, in fact, stuck to the rack.

                        "They called me fussy. 'He's fussy! He's a fussy eater.' Fussy eater is a euphemism for big pain in the ass. Cause if I didn't like my food, I said so. I didn't pick at my food. Play with my food. I said 'I don't like that, ma. Did you make this? I don't like it.'

                        'Why?'

                        They wanted reasons! 'I don't know. I know I don't like it. And I know if I ate it, I would like it even less. You like it? You eat it.'

                        Cause some foods just don't look right! 'This don't look right, ma. Did you make that? Is there a picture of it in the cookbook? I'll bet it don't look like that.' I don't eat anything I can't identify right away. If I have to ask questions, fuck it! I pass."


                        As for bad food in my own life, I've never known anyone who would pass off fowl garbage to someone else expecting them to eat it (shame on you, Jennie).

                        But we do play that game of: "EWWW! This tastes awful! Here, try it!"

                        I don't know what it is, but it seems we need to validate our experience by having others taste the bile.

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                        • #13
                          "How do you know you don't like it, if you've never even tried it?"

                          "It came to me in a dream!"


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                          • #14
                            [begin :STTNG]

                            "This.. IS VILE!!!"


                            "I.. HATE THIS!!"


                            "More??"

                            "please.."

                            [/STTNG]
                            Originally posted by Tipouf
                            *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
                            Newbie kills = 1
                            Originally posted by sableagle
                            .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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                            • #15
                              I think you found the one bright point in an otherwise lame movie, Crazyal.


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