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  • Ass feet! >.<

    I personally hate feet. I hate looking at them, I hate touching them. If I truly care about a woman, I will give her a foot massage, but only after she has bathed and washed her feet and put socks back on. Good to see that Jennie was at least taking care of her own feet and not asking Will to cut her nails for her. Blick.
    Last edited by Akuma; 12-10-2007, 03:29 PM. Reason: bad typing

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    i don't mind other peoples feet, atleast clean feet. i just hate my own. i especially hate people looking or touching them. i think my feet are ugly. but apparently some people don't and they're scary people.

    Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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    • #3
      Jennie's been reading my comics list?

      http://xkcd.com/37/

      Yah, feet are not my thing. My interest in kissing and licking a woman stops somewhere between the knees and ankles. I've given one foot massage in my life. It was appreciated, and she was worth it and more, but they're still not my thing.
      When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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      • #4
        C'mon! Pay the Piper! A foot massage is right up there with a day at the Spa for most people that I know.
        Wireheads

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        • #5
          Y'know.. As much as I LOVE padding my reputation.. think I'll leave the foot fetish alone.




          But I've been told I give a GREAT footrub
          Originally posted by Tipouf
          *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
          Newbie kills = 1
          Originally posted by sableagle
          .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by jimbo View Post
            C'mon! Pay the Piper! A foot massage is right up there with a day at the Spa for most people that I know.
            Good gods no! Do NOT touch my feet! People touching my feet have a tendency to be kicked through walls!

            One of my earlier visits to the ER involved my brother pushing me into an tall patch of grass. There was quite a bit of broken glass in that patch. One of those bits was sharp enough, long enough and positioned perfectly so that when I put my fot down to steady myself ... The glass punctured through the sole of my sneaker, my foot and came out the top of the sneaker.

            This screwed up a LOT of stuff in my foot. Depending on how the nerves are firing, the slightest touch brings about SEVERE pain.

            So NO TOUCHING MY FEET!


            "See? That right there is why I check your vagina for traps every time we're about to have sex."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Leffy View Post
              i don't mind other peoples feet, atleast clean feet. i just hate my own. i especially hate people looking or touching them. i think my feet are ugly. but apparently some people don't and they're scary people.
              *pounces Leffy's feet just to mess with her*

              Hehehehehe!


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              • #8
                Originally posted by jimbo View Post
                C'mon! Pay the Piper! A foot massage is right up there with a day at the Spa for most people that I know.
                Most people enjoy giving a foot massage about as much as a spa enjoys being visited?

                "It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
                "What's so bad about being drunk?"
                "Ask a glass of water."
                - Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
                When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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                • #9
                  As long as they're clean, I like working on women's feet. Went to a basic reflexology demonstration awhile back and learned a lot of techniques I've been wanting to try out.

                  Jennie, if you're feets are all nasty and crusty, go get a pedicure. Please? Will will probably love you for it it, especially if you can get the nail person to paint your toenails with gaming icons on the nails.

                  And I see that the Mormon's are advertising again on Keepspot. I was highly amused to read, "Click here for a free Book of Mormon" followed by Jennie's ads for her new lanyard and slap bracelet, "www.THEDEVILSPANTIES.com... Not Satanic Porn... Honest."
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                  This is my idea of exercise

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                  • #10
                    It should be possible to build a very thin sock with very thin buttons in it and use someone's foot as a game controller. One sock on each foot, two-player Halo ... free foot massage until one player tries to get his character out of the line of fire faster by leaning sideways and dragging the controller with him.

                    My mind just went off in some evil directions.
                    When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by sableagle View Post
                      It should be possible to build a very thin sock with very thin buttons in it and use someone's foot as a game controller. One sock on each foot, two-player Halo ... free foot massage until one player tries to get his character out of the line of fire faster by leaning sideways and dragging the controller with him.

                      My mind just went off in some evil directions.
                      Holy! THATS an idea! Though for some reason I dont think it would sell all that well...

                      Personaly, I like women feet. Nice, small, ticklish... And of course they are great when you need her to walk up and down your rib cage or back, as long as she isnt too heavy (whole pressure thing comes into play).
                      Ecchi_kitty: The Matrix - Scrawny computer nerds are actaully superheros who can dodge bullets. Be nice to them.

                      May you get, what you deserve.

                      Y'all are nuts. Welcome to the family.

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                      • #12
                        Man, this really reminds me of my boyfriend and I. And not just this strip, a lot of the previous ones are scarily close to us.

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                        • #13
                          I hate feet, I don't like looking at them or touching them. I prefer the girls just keep their socks on.

                          I also hate people touching my feet. Last person who touched my feet (my then 7 year old son) got kicked in the head. I knocked him out cold without meaning too. I have very ticklish feet, people get hurt if they try to touch my feet.

                          Ass feet just sounds disgusting. Reminded me of the smell of people taking off their combat boots after a week on maneuvers in the woods without showers back in my army days.
                          Now if you don't mind, I am somewhat preoccupied telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down.

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                          • #14
                            *beats Mike with the wrapping paper tube* down! bad! hiss!

                            Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Leffy View Post
                              *beats Mike with the wrapping paper tube* down! bad! hiss!
                              *attacks wrapping paper tube then runs off and hides under a chair*


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