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  • #46
    Originally posted by Plunder Down-Under View Post
    Your mum is a failed attempt at humour on your part!!
    Don't go there.
    Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup!

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    • #47
      oh. i get criticized for my staunch regard of big men often lol.

      Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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      • #48
        I once vocalized a worry that I wasn't "big enough" to a girlfriend when I was 18. She gave me this "are you serious?" look, kissed me on the cheek and informed me I was plenty big. Never worried about it since.
        Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup!

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Plunder Down-Under View Post
          Your mum is a failed attempt at humour on your part!!
          Your mum has a pegleg with a kickstand.

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          • #50
            i never understood that. the sex is great the relationships fine... yet you want to feel insecure out mr. happy. WHY??? you'd know if it wasn't good enough.

            Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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            • #51
              Watching porn at too young an age. 'Nuff said.
              Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup!

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              • #52
                ... they're paid to be humongous. besides gotta keep the "actress" happy, and if shes been in the business long, she needs something special to enjoy her work.

                what i never understood was my first's shame in gym class. he was a grower. but thought he had to be extra tiny because apparently some of the other guys were showers. though from what i heard from the other girls... i got the good one.

                Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                • #53
                  Like you said, if the relationship is all good and the sex is good, it's a rather silly thing to be worried about. That's little comfort to an insecure 18 year old though. Some things literally do take time and experience to fully appreciate and understand.
                  Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup!

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                  • #54
                    our biggest problem in that area was that he was too big kinda kills all romance when you're constantly going owwww and bleeding frequently. frightened the hell out of me that he thought he was too small and that there were possibly bigger men out there.

                    Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Big Otis Landfish View Post
                      Your mum has a pegleg with a kickstand.
                      Yknow Ive heard that a few times, but this is the first time Ive actually got what that meant
                      Headbutts,

                      A sign of affection in Cats, Marines, and old school punks. - freiman

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                      • #56
                        ...... *ruffles plunders hair* you're cute ^.^

                        Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Leffy View Post
                          what i never understood was my first's shame in gym class. he was a grower. but thought he had to be extra tiny because apparently some of the other guys were showers. though from what i heard from the other girls... i got the good one.
                          Growers PWN show'ers. But 'afore you're experienced it's intimidating to be a grower as (in most cases) you have no basis for comparing the erm, 'full meal deal'.

                          I consider myself damned lucky - managed to find a 'perfect fit' the first/only time around. Well, maybe not a perfect fit.... I certainly wouldn't be able wear clothes that tight. But very compatible on length, most positions.

                          *TMI*


                          @Plunder:
                          http://justbeing.imeem.com/music/SptZpDdQ/ya_mama/

                          Turn yer speakers on....

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                          • #58
                            lmao... thas not right

                            Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                            • #59
                              Well, I have a small penis, which is why I'm a licker
                              And I was kicked out of the boyscouts...

                              And I wonder if Will reads the boards at all???? Could see him looking at Jennie's chest after she gets home from a con and asking How Paige and Paige are doing
                              ***I'm quiet in a homicidal yet to kill people sorta way***

                              RazorJAK says "Evil panda is ... evil. "

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                              • #60
                                Yes folks he was kicked out of scouts for licking all of the browines.
                                You had better hope that I am the evil twin.

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