*snore* 15/2

[toreador]

lol i dont know anyone who doesnt do this the trouble is when it goes on alllll night long and they dont wake up

[Sehson]

Wha tyuo mean like when you wake up an find the paint dripping off the walls and a green haze hovering above the bed????

I don't personally know anything about that... but my judo instructor does, especial after having kimchee....

his wife has made him repaint their bedroom a few times...

[Uilleand]

When it's negative 30 degrees outside, it's fine....unless the blankets start floating away...

[greyloch]

My spouse always blames it on one of the cats... even if all of them are in another room.

Could be worse tho. One of the guys I used to hang out with got once got woken up by his (now ex) wife smacking him because the smell was so bad it woke her up (courtesy of Pete's Wicked Ale) and discovered that he was sitting in a dresser drawer when he finally woke up all the way. I'm guessing it went something like this: half asleep, stumble, stumble, avoid hands of death and other things being thrown, lose balance, end up sitting in open dresser drawer.

This is the same guy who was identified, by his ass-cheeks no less, for mooning a Navy helicopter at the Jefferson Memorial at night. He was in the Navy at the time.

I really don't have to do stupid shit to be amused - I just watch the people I know.

[TNT]

Mmmmmm, floating an air biscuit. It's hard not to crack up if someone does it in the middle of the night suddenly.

[Mozi]

Clothes

Not that I expect her to be drawing nekkid images of herself, but you sleep in that shirt too?

*only when traveling*

[Goltotoo]

This is the same guy who was identified, by his ass-cheeks no less

Identified by his ass cheeks? From a helicopter? Man, I hope it's a unique tattoo...

[Jauntx]

I get to use this strip now to show to people who claim girls don't fart.
Do too! And this one admits it!!!!

[JennieB]

only because it was so loud that I woke myself up. But notice that I didn't admit to it. I just pretended to still be asleep.
I sleep in whatever shirt I was wearing that day.

[Sehson]

yet another reason you rock...

you own up to the fact tha your body does the same things as everyone elses...

[TNT]

My sister does it all the time, and blames me. The only person she isn't shy of doing it in front of is me and that's annoying.

[Leffy]

a girl really loves you if shes relaxed enough to fart around you.

see now this isn't so bad as far as the "things that happen in couples"

its when he knowingly had something rot in his gut all day and manuevers you in your sleep to be caught under the blanket and the sheet so that the ends are all in his hands and releases. not only a dutch oven but pure unadulterated EVIL. even Al can't be that cruel.

mogwai isn't allowed the spicey pork/tofu concoction at the chinese buffet anymore.

[Death Dragon2]

...*is laughing so hard he is crying...and coughing*
I hate being sick.

[TNT]

My sister is pure EVIL! evil evil evil evil evil evil evil!

[Leffy]

laugh all you want. i now have reason to teach the phunk sock trick to your wife.