*snore* 15/2

[Detritus]

This is why if i want to have certain brands of chilli and a bottle/glass of Franziskaner Heffewiezen at the same meal i am required to sleep in the spare room until, as my wife put it "I stop making the windows shake and the wallpaper peel"

have to say though that in our house i'm not the only one who's been known to be "toxic". in fact i'm the lesser of the two. the wife has a tendency to let SBDs that could be classified as chemical warfare.

[TNT]

What was it now... oh yeah.
Farting during sex is the ultimate relasionship barometer, if the guy's not too grossed out and continues you have a good relasionship. The best way to see how far you are in a relasioship is by talking out of your ass.

[Death Dragon2]

Leffy dear, I'm 6'5" tall. I use a queen sized blanket, and that still comes barely halfway up my neck. And a King Size is only wider, not longer.

[Leffy]

but do you sleep with your head covered? this trick is the best revenge especially if shes your clean laundry meter. make you wear the same socks for a few weeks without any real washing then leave them in the bathroom where it goes all hot wet cold dry all the tim until you're good and unconcious. then drape the socks carefully over nose and mouth

theres three outcomes, you unconciously discover the issue knock em off and hide your face, you are never fazed, you spend half the night gnawing on them so you have nasty ass mouth in the mornin

[Jauntx]

I have apnea
sleep with a breathing mask
which pulls air from the room
pushes it into my nose at a higher pressure
farting is illegal in the bedroom

[Leffy]

yeah tell that to my dad. he does the same.

my mother doesn't know which ruins her sleep more when he DOES snore or when that damn machines on.

[Jauntx]

my wife has grown so used to it, she can't sleep unless it's on.
I've had it 8 years now

[Death Dragon2]

but do you sleep with your head covered? this trick is the best revenge especially if shes your clean laundry meter. make you wear the same socks for a few weeks without any real washing then leave them in the bathroom where it goes all hot wet cold dry all the tim until you're good and unconcious. then drape the socks carefully over nose and mouth

theres three outcomes, you unconciously discover the issue knock em off and hide your face, you are never fazed, you spend half the night gnawing on them so you have nasty ass mouth in the mornin

Nope, face is buried into my body pillow.

[xX-ALTAIR-Xx]

God, ok, sorry but i have to say this. I was a bit immature when this happened, but it was in the morning and a bunch of friends and i were hanging out before school in the cafeteria. My friend since the 5th grade was asleep on a bench and a ripe one came up, so i blasted it right at his face XD

Needless to say, he was pissed. XD

[Crazeyal]

Nope, face is buried into my body pillow.

Wow..

Never figured you for a pillow biter..