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  • #1

    Jack Daniels

    A far cry from the days of being a cheap drunk.

    Our little Jennie's developed a tolerance.


    If Alcohol was what you were going for as a cure, you might as well have gone with the NyQuil. Alcohol and cold medicine. You'll still be sick, but you won't notice because you'll be unconscious.
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  • #2
    Im wondering if I gave her this idea... I posted the ingrediants for my "Cure all" on this forum which either got you wasted or burnt the illness off your lungs.
    YEY! Hundreds of miles away and I still got Jen drunk.
    "FOOLS! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! go on, ask me how." - Girl Genius



    I've got ninty thousand pounds in my pajamas, I've got fourty thousand french franks in my fridge. - Monty Python

    Please follow the map of my shed of doom. All that dont will probably die...

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    • #3
      J.D. is a very nice man. He's warm, caring, can fill just about any void, and knows just how to treat a girl! I love him...
      See you in the stars kiddos!!

      You're gonna do what with that banana? Is that legal?

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      • #4
        this... this is going to go to a very bad place very quickly...

        jack is an evil and by casually evoking his name as a cure all you have brought wrath and despair on us all. Im going to go hide the giant box of wife beaters and base ball bats, not to mention the box of leather pants and guitars...
        If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!

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        • #5
          hey there is nothing wrong with leather pants....

          providing the wearer has an ass to pull them off...
          ***I'm quiet in a homicidal yet to kill people sorta way***

          RazorJAK says "Evil panda is ... evil. "

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          • #6
            I don't actually like JD. I never did. Then a friend of mine ... well, have you seen that video to "Whiskey Lullaby"? He'd say: "Come on, talk to Uncle Jack" and pass me the bottle.
            When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Sehson View Post
              hey there is nothing wrong with leather pants....

              providing the wearer has an ass to pull them off...
              there is when you mix them with an electric guitar and jack. Jack doesn't mix well with certain things.
              If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!

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              • #8
                Jack likes his Coca-cola just fine.


                Wanna chat with other forumites? Hit irc.aniverse.com and join the #devil'spanties channel.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Farler View Post
                  there is when you mix them with an electric guitar and jack. Jack doesn't mix well with certain things.
                  I dunno
                  Slash is a damn good guitarist
                  I don't suffer from insanity, I'm enjoying every second of it!!!

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                  • #10
                    Man, Slash looks WEIRD without all that hair in his face.
                    "FOOLS! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! go on, ask me how." - Girl Genius



                    I've got ninty thousand pounds in my pajamas, I've got fourty thousand french franks in my fridge. - Monty Python

                    Please follow the map of my shed of doom. All that dont will probably die...

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                    • #11
                      odd to see he HAS a face
                      I don't suffer from insanity, I'm enjoying every second of it!!!

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                      • #12
                        There's a video of him with his hair tied up and his glasses off on Guitar Hero 3
                        "FOOLS! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! go on, ask me how." - Girl Genius



                        I've got ninty thousand pounds in my pajamas, I've got fourty thousand french franks in my fridge. - Monty Python

                        Please follow the map of my shed of doom. All that dont will probably die...

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                        • #13
                          NOOOO! Not JD! That's not proper medicine. Jameson is, or Tullamore!


                          greetings
                          MetaByte

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                          • #14
                            i prefer balies myself or guinness
                            Mind if i...reel you in?

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                            • #15
                              *pounces MetaByte*

                              *evades subsequent pouncers*

                              Hi!

                              Irish whiskey? I've not had the pleasure.
                              When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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