Jack Daniels

[Sehson]

An occasional dead baby joke is OK

please notice occasional...

[wolfie]

Rest assured, my joke contains no dead babies, it is however a bit beyond the line.

[Farler]

An occasional dead baby joke is OK

please notice occasional...

...I don't notice it, where did you say occasional???

[Lithanial]

yeah thats why i limited myself to only a couple, never quite know how people will take them even though theres page after page after page of them

[sableagle]

never quite know how people will take them

Over ice, with a little black pepper, in a chilled hi-ball glass.

[TNT]

I take my dead babies with potatoes and gravy thank you

[Plunder Down-Under]

I take mine with a pinch of salt.

[PatrickMc]

Serial dead baby jokes mainly "work" by way of continued visceral shock. Since I'm nearly impossible to shock verbally, they just don't sound funny.
Individual "shock" jokes still work for me.

My favorite...?

How many professional roofers does it take to roof a house?
One, if you slice him reaaaaal thin.

One that works well for, and to, those with propensities toward pedantic lecturing...

Did you know that if you took all of an average man's arteries, veins, and cappilaries and laid them end to end...
that man would DIE?

[Farler]

You can't roof a house with a single roofer. The skin isn't watertight at that thin of slices, your roof would leak.

And if you are going to make a roof out of something alive it'd be better to use ducks or similar water foul who's skin and feathers shake off water like no one's buisness.

[TNT]

I dont like human skin, sounds too creepy when it rains. Thick skin like leather is better, just smaller thuds.

[Farler]

LEATHER!? do you know what rain would do to that? you can't roof your house in leather. DUCKS man, DUCKS!

[TNT]

Leather LIKE substance. Thick skins that sound less like drums when it rains.

[Lithanial]

LEATHER!? do you know what rain would do to that? you can't roof your house in leather. DUCKS man, DUCKS!

you know, everyone says leather will shrink if you get it wet but i want to see a field of these cows whos skins shrink in the rain

[Farler]

you know, everyone says leather will shrink if you get it wet but i want to see a field of these cows whos skins shrink in the rain

actually, cows do shrink in a cold enough rain.

Cold makes nearly all things shrink and contract, even humans shrink impercebtibly in the cold.

Also Im going to keep answering a joke question with a serious answer, cause I damn well want to, by pointing out that there is a huge difference between cow skin and leather. Leather has been processed chemically greatly altering it's properties.

Also cow skin is closer to suede then to actual leather although technically these charachteristics are superficial since suede is generally not made from cow and when it is is produced from the underside of the skin.

[TNT]

Cold makes nearly all things shrink and contract, even humans shrink impercebtibly in the cold.

Dont have to tell me twice...