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  • No, it's my brain hurting cause the pain is coming from my... nevermind.
    "FOOLS! I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! go on, ask me how." - Girl Genius



    I've got ninty thousand pounds in my pajamas, I've got fourty thousand french franks in my fridge. - Monty Python

    Please follow the map of my shed of doom. All that dont will probably die...

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    • humanity is comprised of animals capable of gross acts of inhumanity.

      Our nature includes compassion, competition, aggression, and deceit. As with all animals these are dictated in accordance to our genetic profiles. Nurture can affect how one goes about, but nurture cannot completely over-ride what lies inside.

      I know of people that have been abused and come from drugged out violent gangsters for more then one generation, that have cleaned themselves up and are exceptionally good decent people.

      And people that have come from great decent people and are deplorable vicious wastes of space.

      And people that were adopted so no one knows who they come from, but they follow the same pattern.

      the problem with the experiments is the nature of the experiment will change the result. The only way to study is pure observation, in a manner that is not known to the observed. Not that easy... especially with stalking laws.

      now that I have laid my 2.3 cents into it...

      BOOBIES... a nice b to c-cup with whipped cream please...
      ***I'm quiet in a homicidal yet to kill people sorta way***

      RazorJAK says "Evil panda is ... evil. "

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      • Originally posted by Sehson View Post
        BOOBIES... a nice b to c-cup
        YAY!!!
        When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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        • Originally posted by Sehson View Post

          Quit licking me!!
          ......./


          Originally posted by Tipouf
          *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
          Newbie kills = 1
          Originally posted by sableagle
          .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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          • Originally posted by Sehson View Post
            BOOBIES... a nice b to c-cup with whipped cream please...
            eugh, whipped cream . why would you go ruin such a lovely thing by coating it in whipped cream? too rich, too cloying, makes me feel ill.

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            • Originally posted by Lithanial View Post
              eugh, whipped cream . why would you go ruin such a lovely thing by coating it in whipped cream? too rich, too cloying, makes me feel ill.
              EXACTLY...

              twisted minds think alike??

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              • Originally posted by Lithanial View Post
                eugh, whipped cream . why would you go ruin such a lovely thing by coating it in whipped cream? too rich, too cloying, makes me feel ill.
                Then you haven't had good whipped cream. That commercial shit is terrible.

                I make fantastic, light, fluffy whipped cream that isn't too sweet. I use a little bit of Cointreau to make it faintly sweet and have a touch of orange. If I'm getting really fancy, I'll add orange zest.
                It's all fun and games until someone loses an eyeball. Then...
                Hey, free eyeball!
                ----------------------
                Originally posted by Leffy
                wussy. its not the teeth you should fear


                its the jaw strength and determination to hang on.

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                • neh even good whipped cream is cloying; but speaking of oranges i have a MASSIVE orange addiction as i have an allergy to tartrazine which was an artificial colouring for orange things; that allergy meant it sent me hyper and so my body now really REALLY likes orange things.

                  sooooo orange sorbet instead of cream anyone? bit cold but that'll just give my tongue more interesting things to play with

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                  • 1 whipped cream is delicious on ANYTHING
                    2 why does your tongue need more INTERESTING thing to play with, you've got bare breasts in front of you
                    3 Humans suck, It's true but you cannot predetermin which humans will suck untill they've sucked the sucky suck ness.

                    4 the thing breasts should be covered in to make them really sexy is water. No debate, it's something we can all stand the taste of and something that looks really nice.
                    If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!

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                    • 2 why does your tongue need more INTERESTING thing to play with, you've got bare breasts in front of you
                      oh come on, please say i dont have to explain this to you you innocent little soul.

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                      • Originally posted by Lithanial View Post
                        oh come on, please say i dont have to explain this to you you innocent little soul.
                        HEH, innocent yes. That's me sweet little innocent Farler.

                        What Im saying is that if you NEED to coat a girl in something to make your tongue reach a fervor of pleasure and skill, then you just suck. You need to learn to appreciate the oppurtunity you've been given in the first place.

                        Hell whipped cream and things is actually a bit of a draw back anyways since you become more occupied with getting all the food off and less interested in getting the GIRL off.
                        If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!

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                        • I think what he meant was that the low temperature would cause slight shrinkage of the breast, leaving the nipple more prominent.

                          You're actually supposed to pay plenty of attention to all the surface of both breasts, and should really be making it as pleasurable as possible for the owner thereof, not just amusing yourself with one nipple.
                          When I was fifteen, my father thought I knew nothing. When I was twenty-five, I was amazed by how little he thought I'd learned in such a long time.

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                          • Originally posted by sableagle View Post
                            I think what he meant was that the low temperature would cause slight shrinkage of the breast, leaving the nipple more prominent.

                            You're actually supposed to pay plenty of attention to all the surface of both breasts, and should really be making it as pleasurable as possible for the owner thereof, not just amusing yourself with one nipple.
                            Really you shouldn't even be focused on the breasts. I mean you've got a neck and ears to work with as well. Frankly a girl who's topless is a cornucopia of things to amuse your tongue with.
                            If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!

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                            • oh no, never forget the neck ladies and gentlemen. There is toe curling power there. We're not just talking ladies, I could work on a sternomastoid for hours...mmm..um, what were we talking about?

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                              • If you do it right... FINGERTIPS can be an erogenous zone. Ears.. Toes.. you name it...

                                You just need a light soft touch and a bit of an evil side
                                Originally posted by Tipouf
                                *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
                                Newbie kills = 1
                                Originally posted by sableagle
                                .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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