Jack Daniels

[Sehson]

if you believe the INS neither are most of the recipients of social security

[TNT]

As far as I can tell, if you want to live the American dream DON'T go to America... most things that are the American dream are illegal there.

[Farler]

As far as I can tell, if you want to live the American dream DON'T go to America... most things that are the American dream are illegal there.

Um... no not really. The american dream is when poor, abused peoples move to the states to get a better house, better educations, and not be crushed underfoot by the government.

Which actually happens quite often, but to us they still seem poor uneducated and crushed cause they're still on the poor end of the spectrum, but relatively their lives have improved greatly.

[Crazeyal]

Uh.. the typical American dream is a house, a wife and 2.5 kids. Your results may vary.

America has a bad rap because a certain overpriveledged rich boy made it to President. TWICE. (We got attacked.. WAY too much testoterone hangin around..) But most of the things that are illegal to dream about.. are illegal for a REASON. It's not as differant around the world compared to America as it used to be 50 years ago. That's not entirely our fault. How can you blame US because the rest of the world eased off A BIT on being inhumane?

[TNT]

..... YES WE CAN! *pokes Al*

[Leffy]

how do you get the .5 kid? is that when mommy pulls a mary? cause it don't have a daddy?

me i just want.... a split level house with a yard big enough for a play area a koi pond, a claw footed bathtub and half the tulips planted from that damned evil tempting dutch catalogue that won't stop following me to every damn place i live. oh yeah and a big dog, little dog, couple birds couple cats, and one more midget with my harli.



preferably all attained in another 5 to 10 years and not in like the sooner future.

[Sehson]

*pounce teh leffy*

Just Cause....

[Leffy]

*huuuugs de panda!* just 'cause ^.^

[Crazeyal]

how do you get the .5 kid?

Miscarriage.
Divorce.
Munchies.



Uh-oh. Mommy probably doesn't like those "choices"

[Sehson]

you forgot hatchet
steamroller
and fireworks

[Crazeyal]

Well.. Hatchet YES.. but Steamroller you get1.0 kid.. just a bit.. FLATTER..

Fireworks gets you.. confetti..

[Plunder Down-Under]

I thought .5 refered to a baby, or pregnancy

Im not making a joke here cause im actually wondering

[Farler]

I thought .5 refered to a baby, or pregnancy

Im not making a joke here cause im actually wondering

yes plunder that's exactly what it means. Your average household as it's depicted is the teenager the young child and the baby. All spaced neatly apart.

But surveys for average homes do have a tendency to come up with decimal children as rarely is an average a solid number.

[sableagle]

Steamroller followed by ice-skater?

[Crazeyal]

Steamroller followed by ice-skater?

Fruit roll-ups