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  • "A Girl wears a LOT..."

    I love this perspective. I remember years ago some survey of men and women getting prepared for work in the morning -- the number of products to use women to men was like 3 to 1!

    Good thing I'm not female, I'd never make it in the mornings.
    Wireheads

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    products huh...

    shower gel
    facial wash
    facial scrub
    shampoo
    conditioner

    tooth paste
    mouthwash
    dental floss

    deodorant
    hair sculpting paste

    and thats assuming i dont have to shave

    bring on your 3:1

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    • #3
      That last line in the strip reminded me of one of Dolly Parton's self-deprecating jokes. "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap."

      No, I'm not saying Jennie's cheap or anything like that, please don't kill me.... please?!


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      • #4
        when i get ready in the morning i use

        shampoo
        comditioner
        bodywash
        toothpaste
        deodorant
        shaving gel maybe once a week...it's still cold so i don't need to shave my legs everyday.

        if we wanna get to saying toothbrush and the likes are products as well then there's the toothbrush, the thingy that's all scruffy/spongy for the shower, and a hairbrush.
        so that's 5 actual products every day, with 6 at the most...O.o
        you use like double that Lithanial.
        See you in the stars kiddos!!

        You're gonna do what with that banana? Is that legal?

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        • #5
          shower gel
          facial wash
          facial scrub
          shampoo
          conditioner
          body lotion
          tooth paste
          mouthwash
          dental floss
          deodorant
          hair spray/gel
          purfume
          facial lotion
          sunscreen
          foundation
          eyeliner
          mascara
          lip liner
          lipstick
          eye shadow
          blush
          bronzer
          nail polish- base coat color, design (if you do home french), top coat

          um i'm forgetting something but i'm not entirely awake

          Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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          • #6
            i suddenly feel very butch o.O
            See you in the stars kiddos!!

            You're gonna do what with that banana? Is that legal?

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            • #7
              thats just when i have to make an impression. if i'm sitting at home you're lucky i remembered the deodorant

              Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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              • #8
                you put sunscrean on daily leffy? suppose if your in a perpetually sunny area, damn overcast england

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                • #9
                  not really but if i leave my cave erm house, its best if i do. i'm very fair skinned and on a few sun unfriendly meds. best to prepare. besides the sun ages you even through an overcast sky

                  Wanted My Hos & Knifes Fly

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                  • #10
                    well, not bad anyway 2:1 if you're making an effort

                    Now why do the lists make you feel butch BT? nothing wrong with keeping clean

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                    • #11
                      me now feel primative.
                      me not need all that stuff.
                      There are two kinds of people in this world:
                      1. Those who understand binary.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Lithanial
                        Now why do the lists make you feel butch BT? nothing wrong with keeping clean
                        All the make-up. I just don't get it. I can do my make-up very well I just can't stand wearing it. My friend asked me to do the make-up for her wedding on all the girls involved and it turned out great. I'm lucky to brush my hair everyday. Robbie picks on me because I'll shave my legs once or twice a month while it's winter. I just don't get how to be a girl. Mom told me I need to take lessons so I can be domesticated for the guy I end up with.

                        And what's the difference between a facial scrub wash and moisturizer?
                        See you in the stars kiddos!!

                        You're gonna do what with that banana? Is that legal?

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by BeautifulTragedy
                          And what's the difference between a facial scrub wash and moisturizer?
                          a facial wash is designed to remove the oils from the skin like how normal soaps and the like work, in removing the oils a ton of dirt is removed as well.

                          a facial scrub is designed more to work on the skin itself and has grains within to act as an abrasive wash to help scour out your pores abit and so works best after a facial wash has removed all the oil

                          after removing all the natural oils and the like though your skin can get rather dry which is what the moisturizers for, though personally i rarely use a moisturizer as it just reclogs those pores you just cleaned out

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                          • #14
                            O.o
                            *bows down to you* Teach me the ways of being a domesticated individual!!
                            See you in the stars kiddos!!

                            You're gonna do what with that banana? Is that legal?

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                            • #15
                              oh sweet sweet irony

                              i cook, i clean, i understand skincare products. Bishy is my name

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