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  • #76
    since I like sleep and hate being rushed my morning regime consists of

    toothpaste
    toothbrush
    deodorant
    moisturizer
    hairbrush

    at night it's

    tooth paste
    toothbrush
    anti-psoriasis shampoo
    normal shampoo
    conditioner
    facial cleanser 1
    facial cleanser 2
    soap
    razor
    hairbrush
    moisturizer.

    when I want to be girly and make an impression....

    toothpaste
    tooth brush
    mouthwash
    anti-psoriasis shampoo
    normal shampoo
    conditioner
    facial cleanser 1
    facial cleanser 2
    facial cleanser 3
    facial cleanser 4
    moisturizing face cloth
    face mask
    moisturizer
    razor
    foundation
    eyeshadow
    eyeliner
    lipstick
    lipgloss
    blush
    mascara
    blowdryer
    straightener
    tweezers
    scissors
    nail file
    nail polish
    hairspray
    deodorant1
    deodorant2

    since it's such a hassle to be all girly and pretty I don't do it too often.
    Originally posted by Lithanial
    Gah! when did kitty get older? I been asleep for too long!

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      • #77
        And on the REALLY bad nights...

        Pliers
        Blowtorch
        Jackhammer
        Lock for the bathroom door...
        Originally posted by Tipouf
        *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
        Newbie kills = 1
        Originally posted by sableagle
        .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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          • #78
            Originally posted by Crazeyal
            And on the REALLY bad nights...

            Pliers
            Blowtorch
            Jackhammer
            Lock for the bathroom door...

            Wait...pliers are just for bad nights?

            oh...right...nm, forgot we were talking about toiletries.
            Carry on...
            ~Captain of the pirate ship Virtue

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              • #79
                My morning is: pants socks shirt deodorant toothbrush.

                On formal occasions: underwear.

                Sometimes some form of brushing implement is necessary, but a hand will do in a pinch.

                At night we add the head and shoulders to the mix, possibly a razor.
                If you're going to lose, lose with NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS!

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                  • #80
                    My morning is:

                    The three S's
                    Drive to work
                    Have coffee
                    Wake up
                    Originally posted by Tipouf
                    *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
                    Newbie kills = 1
                    Originally posted by sableagle
                    .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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                      • #81
                        Originally posted by Mike Taylor
                        That last line in the strip reminded me of one of Dolly Parton's self-deprecating jokes. "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap."
                        wow. first time i heard that quote it was Steven Tyler (yep, Aerosmith) saying the same thing.

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                          • #82
                            Originally posted by Crazeyal
                            My morning is:

                            The three S's
                            Drive to work
                            Have coffee
                            Wake up

                            three S's? shit shag and a shave?

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                              • #83
                                OH BEHAVE!!

                                ROWR...

                                Originally posted by Tipouf
                                *pounces and stuffs al in mah bra*
                                Newbie kills = 1
                                Originally posted by sableagle
                                .. but by night I'm a mad spell-check use-use-er .. I'm just a sweet cthulvestite, Elder God in crotch, snuggled in Tip's bra-a-ah.

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                                  • #84
                                    Originally posted by Crazeyal
                                    OH BEHAVE!!

                                    ROWR...


                                    Ok, that...was disturbing. And most of the stuff on here, generally(yes, including from you) doesn't manage to disturb me. I think it has something to do with switching out the white tux for a velveteen suit with ruffly cravat.
                                    ~Captain of the pirate ship Virtue

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                                      • #85
                                        Originally posted by Crazeyal
                                        OH BEHAVE!!

                                        ROWR...

                                        YEAH BABY! YEAH!
                                        Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art crunchy and good with ketchup!

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                                          • #86
                                            lol wow...imaging Al as a 60s/70s spy is kinda funny...
                                            See you in the stars kiddos!!

                                            You're gonna do what with that banana? Is that legal?

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